Tier 2
Tier 2: Desk Essentials
Organisation tools for the delusional.
You've graduated from toys to "systems." You no longer buy fidgets—you invest in organisational infrastructure.
The wooden desk organiser. The productivity journal. The premium magnetic balls arranged in a perfect geodesic dome (for focus, obviously).
Your desk has never looked better. Minimalist. Curated. Optimised.
Your productivity has never been worse.
But at least everything has a place. Including your denial.
This is Day 47. The routine is working. You are not.
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The Cable Containment System
Spent 3 hours organising cables on Day 184. Felt incredibly productive. Had o...
The Precision Illusion Mouse Pad
Bought this on Day 56 thinking better equipment would make me better at my jo...