We'll get it to you. Eventually.
All orders ship free to UK addresses. No minimum spend. No hidden fees. No optimisation required.
Delivery time: 7-10 business days
Tracking: Provided via email when dispatched
Carrier: Royal Mail (we don't control them, neither does anyone)
Currently UK only. Misery is universal, but our shipping infrastructure is not.
If you're outside the UK and desperately need a yo-yo to spiral with, email us at hello@deadenddesk.com. We'll consider expanding if enough of you are suffering.
Orders are processed within 2-3 business days. We're working from inside a fort made of Amazon boxes, so please be patient.
⚠️ Important
We cannot expedite shipping. We cannot control Royal Mail. We cannot guarantee arrival before specific dates. If you need something urgently, we recommend buying it elsewhere. We understand. No hard feelings.
If your package doesn't arrive within 15 business days, contact us. We'll investigate. If it's genuinely lost, we'll send a replacement.
If you accidentally ordered it to your office address and no longer work there because of Day 523, that's on you.
Email: hello@deadenddesk.com