(We actually will reply, but temper your expectations)
Response time: 24-48 hours (business days)
Actual response time: Depends on how deep in the spiral we are
Order status, tracking issues, lost packages, delivery problems. We'll help.
Want to return something? Changed your mind? Product defective? Email us.
Sizing, materials, specifications. Ask away.
Want to stock Dead End Desk? Let's talk.
Anything else. We're listening. Mostly.
We're on Day 847 of a 90-Day Challenge and living in a fort. We're not qualified.
We stopped going to therapy on Day 134. We're not the right people to ask.
Our life is a cautionary tale, not a blueprint. Please don't follow our example.
If you're considering legal action against us, please note: we own 23 yo-yos and a fort. There's nothing to take.
We're on TikTok and Instagram documenting the descent. Follow if you want to watch someone spiral in real-time.
Business Hours
Monday - Friday: 9 AM - 5 PM (GMT)
(Theoretically. We're working from a fort. Schedules are loose.)