Questions we've been asked. Answers of varying usefulness.
No. But you'll become very good at justifying purchases as "investments in professional development." That's a skill. Arguably.
Yes.
On Day 1, we started a 90-Day Transformation Challenge. We're currently on Day 847. We have not transformed. We have, however, accepted this. Read Our Story for the full descent.
7-10 business days to UK addresses. Free delivery. We don't control Royal Mail. Much like we don't control most things in life. See Shipping Info.
Yes. 30-day returns for unopened items. Once you've started your descent, however, no refunds. You're committed now. See Returns Policy.
Currently UK only. Misery is universal, but our shipping infrastructure is not. Email us if you're desperate: hello@deadenddesk.com
Yes. The yo-yos work. The organisers organise. The prints are professionally framed. The merch is comfortable. We may have questionable life choices, but we don't sell junk.
One. You'll buy 23. This is normal. We're here for you when it happens.
Technically yes. Advisably no. Keep your camera off during Zoom calls. HR doesn't need to know about your fidget cube collection. Learn from our mistakes.
No. If you're gifting someone a Dead End Desk product, they'll understand.
Contact us after 15 business days. We'll investigate. If genuinely lost, we'll send a replacement. If you ordered it to your office and got fired before it arrived, that's trickier. But we'll try.
No. We're barely employing ourselves. Day 847 of Schrödinger's employment. If you're looking for work, we're not the solution. We're the cautionary tale.
Still have questions?
Email us: hello@deadenddesk.com
We'll respond eventually. Unlike your employer.