The Beginner's Descent (Responsive Yo-Yo)

THE BEGINNER'S Responsive YO-YO - PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

Product Title:

The Beginner's Descent (Responsive Yo-Yo)

Short Description (for collection pages):

Bought this on Day 1 to improve hand-eye coordination. Now I own 23. This is fine.

Full Product Description:

The Beginner's Descent (Responsive Yo-Yo)

Aluminium yo-yo with responsive bearing. Returns to your hand automatically. Unlike your motivation.

I bought this on Day 1 to improve my hand-eye coordination for Excel spreadsheets. Seemed reasonable. Productive, even.

Now I own 23 yo-yos. I can do "Walk the Dog" blindfolded. I haven't opened a spreadsheet in 6 months.

What's Included:

• Premium aluminium yo-yo (responsive bearing)
• The string (you'll need it)
• False sense of productivity

Specifications:

• Material: Aluminium alloy
• Bearing: Responsive (returns to hand)
• Weight: 56g
• Width: 35mm
• Diameter: 58mm
• Skill Level: Beginner (your life skills may vary)

Perfect for:

• "Active breaks" that turn into 45-minute yo-yo sessions
• Avoiding actual work whilst technically remaining at your desk
• Developing an unsettling attachment to inanimate objects
• Gifts for colleagues who need a new obsession

Warning: Gateway product. May lead to owning 23 yo-yos. We take no responsibility for your choices or your subsequent conversations with HR.