Men's T-Shirt - Contractually Obligated
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Contractually Obligated — Men's T-Shirt
Men's T-Shirt reads "Contractually Obligated."
For when someone asks why you're still here. Not because you love it. Not because you're passionate. Because there's a direct debit for rent on the 1st and you signed something in 2019 that you probably should have read more carefully.
Wear it to the office under a shirt. Wear it to the supermarket on a Sunday when you're already thinking about Monday. Wear it to a meeting where someone says "we're all in this together" and let the collar do the talking.
It's not a cry for help. It's a statement of fact. You are here because of a contract. The contract is the only reason. Everyone knows it. Now your t-shirt knows it too.
Heavyweight cotton. Preshrunk so it won't abandon you like your last promotion did. Seamless double-needle collar because at least something in your life should feel comfortable. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. Taped neck and shoulders. Built to last longer than your patience in a Monday morning standup.
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Don't iron the print. It's already under enough pressure.
Seamless double-needle collar. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. Taped neck and shoulders for durability.
Solid colours: 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit). Ash Grey: 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester. Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester. Heather colours: 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
Standard sizing. When in doubt, size up.
CENTIMETRES
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| Width | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| Half Chest | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
INCHES
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| Width | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| Half Chest | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Wash: Machine wash cold with similar colours.
Dry: Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric and print quality.
Store: Fold it. Hang it. Throw it on a chair. It'll survive.
Free UK delivery. Ships within 7-10 business days. We don't control Royal Mail. Much like we don't control most things in life.
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