{"product_id":"dead-end-desk-survival-guide","title":"The Dead End Desk Survival Guide — (burnout, toxic colleagues, and surviving work)","description":"\u003ch2 id=\"tinymce_scroll_sign\"\u003eThe Dead End Desk Survival Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou hate your job. You know it.Your Sunday evenings know it. The 2am Google search \"should I quit my job\" definitely knows it. What you want to know, is how to survive the misery that is your office. What you need, is the Dead End Desk Survival Guide.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDarkly funny. Incredibly relatable. 233 pages of tips and tricks on how to survive stress, burnout, toxic bosses, and that co-worker you want to thump with a bag of carrots.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo jargon. No corporate wellness nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIt's not written by a doctor. It's not written by a therapist. It's not written by a life coach with a podcast and a ring light. It's written by someone who has hidden in a toilet cubicle at work, not because they needed the toilet, but because it was the only room in the building where nobody could ask them for anything. Also who may or may not enjoy the smell of urine....\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIf you've ever stared at the ceiling at 3am thinking about emails, or said \"I'm fine\" so many times the words stopped meaning anything — this book was written for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEven if you don't need a single tool from this book, it's worth reading for the stories alone:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Ten minutes in, someone shared their screen. It was the wrong screen. We all saw three tabs: their personal email, a Rightmove listing for a two-bed in Northumberland, and briefly, a Facebook Marketplace conversation about some Doctor Who bed sheets. The screen was unshared. Nobody acknowledged it. We moved on. But we all knew.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd behind the comedy, there are 41 actual tools that actually work.Real tactics you can use on a Monday morning when the alarm goes off and your stomach drops:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHow to measure your burnout when it feels unmeasurable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHow to deal with toxic coworkers without losing your job or your mind\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHow to set boundaries without saying \"no\" (and without saying \"yes\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHow to conquer working from home\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHow to decide whether to quit using four questions instead of 3am panic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHow to survive your notice period, your recovery, and your next job\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHow to make sure you never end up here again\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe book you never knew you needed, the book your employer wants to destroy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat you'll get:\u003c\/strong\u003e Instant PDF download. Reads on any device.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dead End Desk","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57011256787326,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0981\/9163\/8910\/files\/TheFront.png?v=1773304779","url":"https:\/\/deadenddesk.com\/products\/dead-end-desk-survival-guide","provider":"Dead End Desk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}